Oh moriarty. Oh loki. You misunderstood little babiesTrue story.
SO true
There never was a truer thing said by anyone ever.
Spot on I’d say.
*ahem*
no regrets.
My mouth literally dropped.
OH SWEET HEAVEN DAVID
It’s okay, I didn’t need my ovaries or anything :P GOD he shouldn’t be allowed to look this way….
If my son is gay
Son: mom... i'm gay
Me: what was that?
Son: i'm... gay
Me: HA! KNEW IT!
Son: wh...what?
Husband: what's going on?
Me: OUR SON'S GAY!
Husband: oh god.
Son: wait, is that okay?
Husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
Me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
Son: i—
Me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
Son: that's great mom bu—
Me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
Me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
Son: mom that really isn—
Me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SEKAIICHI HATSUKOI?! HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
Husband: shit
Me: WHAT ABOUT JUNJOU ROMANTICA?
Son: dad, what's going o—
Me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
Husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
Me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS AS LONG AS IF THEY'RE CUTE
Son: i'm scared
Husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
Me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!!
teacher: you are taking a test why do i hear talking
me: because u have ears
*high-fives the person next to me and double backflips out of the room onto a motorcycle with lady gaga's head on it and drives off into the sunset screaming yolo"
Don’t you just love it when you spill your heart out to somebody in a fucking five paragraph essay and they answer with “lol”
